Oh good it’s that Hallmark-hyped holiday again. Sweet Valentine’s Day, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways…
- Months of candy and hearts to remind us the day is coming
- The mass of crappy romantic movies on every channel for the entire week
- The kind inquiries by friends who suddenly remember you’re single
- The rude inquiries by creepy people who suddenly remember you’re single
- The wondering if you’ll still be single this time next year
I could keep going but you might think I’m bitter and depressed so I won’t. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.