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Headline News in Sucksville

So I’m really pretty positive no one is reading this or will ever read this. But the point has been to keep people I don’t talk to that often well informed. So here are the latest news stories in Life o’ Marit:

  • Brother shaved head, not actually a cancer victim
  • Intense work frustration leads to job search
  • Heat wave ruins joys of fall
  • Work stress, apathy leads to academic decline
  • Cholesterol Test Wednesday; Panic ensues
  • Frustration and depression summit this week
  • ‘Caveman’ worst comedy since invention of wheel

Have a great week ya’ll!

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